Customer Service Crackpots, by The Junkyard Willie Prank Call Tapes / Touchtone Terrorists

Customer Service Crackpots

by The Junkyard Willie Prank Call Tapes / Touchtone Terrorists

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By popular demand, this album features more angry incoming calls for customer service, including the angry auto insurance calls! Actual customers get treated to sarcasm, insults, and corruption by totally useless customer care representatives!

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1.	Insurance Claim Check 01:29		buy track
2.	D.R.U.N.K. 03:18	info	buy track
3.	I Wanna Cancel 04:43		buy track
4.	Shoe Sale 01:41	info	buy track
5.	You Are The Trash 05:10	info	buy track
6.	Rent-A-Car 01:05	info	buy track
7.	Insurance Claim - Part 1 05:21	info	buy track
8.	Insurance Claim - Part 2 03:56	info	buy track
9.	Delrod Deliver Da Mail 01:52	info	buy track
10.	Save the Drama (for Your Momma) 03:30	info	buy track
11.	Cheap Ass 01:56	info	buy track
12.	Respect for Your Customers 05:14	info	buy track
13.	Rude Russian Banker 01:52	info	buy track
14.	Red Neck Insurance Rep 02:40	info	buy track
15.	3rd Delivery Attempt 01:19	info	buy track
16.	Trashcan Lid Beating 02:43	info	buy track
17.	Remove Credit Card Charges 03:01	info	buy track
18.	Corrupt Phone Company 04:59	info	buy track
19.	Nasty Freak 01:33	info	buy track
20.	Psychic Line 03:08	info	buy track
21.	Red Neck Repo Man 03:57	info	buy track
22.	Gimme a Ride Dude 05:10	info	buy track

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By popular demand, this 4th album features more INCOMING calls for customer service that turn angry! Callers get caught completely off guard, thinking they have reached a credit card company, bank, auto insurance company, auto rental company, phone company, office supplies company, etc. Unsuspecting customers get fed up, then scream and yell when confronted with corrupt "customer care reps"! The cast of lunatics includes Junkyard Willie, Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly, Blade the Drunk Guy, Stu Jaimison the arrogant big shot, Vladimir the Russian with the attitude … all conducting business with reckless abandon. Try treating customers like this at YOUR work and you’ll be out of a job! Nowadays customer service is sub-par -- but it was never THIS bad! This album is further confirmation that 'You can't find good help these days!'